Tuesday, January 11, 1972

WONKA LAWSUIT SETTLES OUT OF COURT

After months of continued litigation, the infamous Wonka suit has been settled out of court for an undisclosed amount. the ironclad NDA's signed by four of last years winners of the now infamous Wonka golden ticket give away remain in effect.

Shocked the world watched as the four plaintiffs emerged from last years Spree, two disfigured and the fourth covered in animal scratches, a sprained ankle, the last caked in thick fudge.  a suit was fille just days after the incident.  

What followed was a confusing media circus. Initially, the defendant Mr. willy Wonka produced exactly half of the Documents regarding the Contracts signed by the plaintiffs while the plaintiffs themselves were accused of outright fabricating details in order to skirt their signed NDAs, including stories of little men and something one plaintiff claimed was called a