Wonka Choaclat Co. has publicly announced second-ever Wonka golden ticket sweepstakes in a statement issued by the Wonka public relations department this Monday.
The official statement reads:
It is with great anticipation that I, Mr. Charlie Bucket would like to announce the second-ever Willy Wonka golden ticket sweepstakes!
Once more the fabulous Wonka chocolate factory will open its's doors for just a lucky few. This time a special surprise, six, yes six Lucky children and their selected Parent-guardian will be flown to the Wonka factory in an all-expenses-paid trip and the wonderful grand prize a tour of the factory and a lifetime supply of Wonka brand chocolate. Astounding? Yes, but there's more, and the cats out of the bag this time, one lucky child to be determined will, of course, be offered an apprenticeship chocolatier position effective immediately concluding the tour and said child will be also be issued a controlling portion of NYSE: WONK stock making them the owner of the company so they may continue the Wonka legacy for years to come. The Tickets have Shipped and are now in the wild! Happy hunting!
Deliciously,
Mr. Charlie B. Bucket CEO, President, and Owner of Wonka Chocolate Company.
No comments:
Post a Comment