Oompa Loompas Introduced to the world

Mr. charlie b Bucket Called a press conference today to introduce the world to the mysterious workers who have been running the Wonka factory for the past several decades. The Oompa Loompas, says Mr. bucket, came from a dismal place called Loompa land and have happily worked in the factory for many years however He feels the time has come that they are afforded more anonymity than Mr. Wonka allowed them. New housing is to be built on a portion of natural woods to the north of town. He also added that while Oompa Loompas all have a place at The chocolate factory It's noted that they are not required to continue to work there, noting that they were to be paid in cash as well. Mr. bucket also announced the creation of a city-wide glass public transit system and an expansion of the factory to keep up with global demand.

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BELOVED CHOCOLATIER BITES THE BIG ONE

The world mourns the loss of William "Willy" Wonka Framed chocolatier and confectionary wizard. Little is know about this enigmatic candy visionary who gave the world such fantastic creations such as Never melting Ice cream and the everlasting gobstopper but public records show that he was born to parents Wilbur and Wendaline Wokna June 11, 1933. Willy would have never known his mother who died the following year due to an ongoing illness.

Contrary to popular urban legend Wilbur Wonka was not a dentist but A moderately wealthy business owner who owned and operated a small handful of corner drugstores complete with soda fountains. Willy Wonka Attended the Knopf school for boys where according to former classmates he excelled in chemistry and debate. After his father's passing Willy inherited the family business at the age of seventeen and despite the growing popularity of the soda fountains sold the business just a year later.

Not much I's know about Mr. Wonka after this except that he'd show up some years later in our small town of Dahl where hed quickly buy the local corner store on fifth and main and open the candy store that would start and empire.

Mr. Wonka is survived by his business partner Mr. charlie B Bucket and the twelve hundred workers and their families.  Private hard coating and wrapping to proceed tomorrow noon as per the final wish of Mr. Wonka.

PRODNOSE-SLUGWORTH MERGER GETS THE GO AHEAD

Amidst falling stock and rubbish brand recognition Prodnose and Slugworth complete their merger forming Prod-Worth holdings. 

The company will continue to make old-time favorites such as the Sizzler and 24hr gum but will be pivoting to a Nostalgia based marketing plan promoting their products as hand made old fashions confections.

WONKA BECOMES CITY STATE.

History was made in the shadowy halls of government today when the Prime minister signed a most curious bit of legislation making the Wonka chocolate factory, the town of Dahl, and the sounding 20 square miles of countryside its own city-state.

All this came on the heels of pending regulations threatening to fling open the doors of the secretive and mysterious factory to food and safety inspectors. Now as a city-state the world's most famous and profitable chocolate factory Is safe from the prying eyes of the outside world but will this new sovereign city be a sweet dream or a candy-coated nightmare is yet to be seen.

SALT NUT COMPANY TO ACQUIRE FICKLEGRUBER'S CONFECTIONS

Veruca salt newly appointed head of Salt Nut Company Announced today the acquisition of FickleGruber's Confections. Ms. Salt Stated that the salt nut company would be expanding from nut shelling to a new line of confectionary and Icecream-based products. 

It's commonly known that Ficklgruber's Confections is Wonka chocolate number three competitor and a ruthless one at that. 

When asked if She intended to directly compete with Wonka Chocolates Salt said

"what do you think? It's been my opinion that Wonka's replacement is nothing more than a calculated carbon copy. If you want to see some real innovation just watch what I do with Ficklegruber's. I'm going to give Mr. Bucket a real run for his money."

"I always get what I want." she added ending the press conference.

WONKA LAWSUIT SETTLES OUT OF COURT

After months of continued litigation, the infamous Wonka suit has been settled out of court for an undisclosed amount. the ironclad NDA's signed by four of last years winners of the now infamous Wonka golden ticket give away remain in effect.

Shocked the world watched as the four plaintiffs emerged from last years Spree, two disfigured and the fourth covered in animal scratches, a sprained ankle, the last caked in thick fudge.  a suit was fille just days after the incident.  

What followed was a confusing media circus. Initially, the defendant Mr. willy Wonka produced exactly half of the Documents regarding the Contracts signed by the plaintiffs while the plaintiffs themselves were accused of outright fabricating details in order to skirt their signed NDAs, including stories of little men and something one plaintiff claimed was called a